JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS

Dear Readers,

We're in luck! former Alaskan Governatrix Sarah Palin's memoirs will be published on November 17th!

Since her departure from the national stage this past summer, politics has gotten completely out of hand and the Republican Party has become rudderless, so it's hoped that words from our Sarah will be a steadying influence on the national debate - so needed in these complicated times.

Eschewing a ghostwriter, Palin supposedly wrote all the words in the book herself, relying only on spellcheck for assistance. Crayons will NOT be included.