JOKES FROM EUROPE

It's been a rough week in Warshington, DofC, and I thought the movers and shakers in the Capitol who read my blog religiously might appreciate having a few, new, imported, European jokes to tell other movers and shakers on the weekend party circuit.

(These were overheard at the Economic Summit in Davos, Switzers-land.)

Two parrots are standing on a perch, one of them says "Do you smell a fish?"

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrr...

(This next one makes more sense spoken out loud)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU'RE a poo.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled Milk.

What do you call a French man walking along the beach in sandals?
Phillipe Flop.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

Where do Polar Bears vote?
The North poll.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up.

Well, pass these gems on - when and if you've recovered from laughing - and remember, while you're losing your job, Bernard Madoff is confined to his 50-Million dollar apartment in Manhattan. Things could be worse!