Tea With S.B.: June 2009

Following the unexpected death of 'The King Of Pop', Michael Jackson, it has been announced that former Marine, White House Aide and unsuccessful Senate Candidate, Oliver North has been sworn in has his replacement.

The succession of North as the new 'King Of Pop' has stunned an already reeling music industry and has raised doubts as to how the Fox News commentator and bestselling author can possibly fill the late Mr. Jackson's shoes.

North took the oath of office in a private ceremony at 6:48 PM(EDT) yesterday at an undisclosed location somewhere in the Washington, D.C. area. North, 66, has no hit records or any current recording contract, but in a statement released by his office late last night, he's quoted as saying "This is a sad time for all people. I will do my best, that's all I can do. I ask for your help...and God's" . North first came to the public's attention in 1987 as the "Iran-Contra" scandal came to light and he was forced to testify at a congressional hearing. (Not much is known about the new 'King's' singing voice, but he was highly lauded by right-wing groups for not 'singing' before that fact-finding panel.) In recent years, his numerous appearances on radio and television has helped to maintain his public profile and approval ratings. It's not known what his first project will be as the new 'King Of Pop', but North is said to be a great fan of the musical style of 1970's British singer, Gilbert O'Sullivan.